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actionables:

Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve

Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend

Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay

Me: wait for my surprise

Mom: another one

Dad: what surprise

*a guy walks in*

Me: this is my boyfriend Adam

Parents:

Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve

Parents: no

Me: but the Bible said

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"Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you."

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Note 1.  (via hefuckin)

probably one of the hardest things i’ve had to learn.

(via sadsouul)

(Source: fragmentallygirl, via 0vodkaisagirlsbestfriend0)



pleatedjeans:

22 Pictures That Prove Kids Are Freaking Weird



creepy-princess:

imnotjustanybody604:

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before

Have you ever been to Walmart before?

(Source: steve-rogers-is-a-punk-rocker, via thedoctors11)


dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

image

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(via chasingthor)



fin-gets-clever-in-latin:

THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.

(via collide-with-the-pie)


(Source: kpfun, via 0vodkaisagirlsbestfriend0)


(Source: kpfun, via timelordemort)



mamrie:

tyleroakley:

gracehelbig:

comets-rockets-helbig:

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mamrie hart everyone

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING

INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.

(via tyleroakley)


nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

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