Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve
Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend
Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay
Me: wait for my surprise
Mom: another one
Dad: what surprise
*a guy walks in*
Me: this is my boyfriend Adam
Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve
Me: but the Bible said
"Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you."
Note 1. (via hefuckin)
probably one of the hardest things i’ve had to learn.
this person probably has to study for finals
why does no one think he ruined the display, and the before pic is the after, and the after the before
Have you ever been to Walmart before?
If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot
THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.
mamrie hart everyone
I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH
MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING
INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog